June 18, 2008

well I'm home at a decent hour so I don't know how it went



































Why I will never fit in at bar-clubs with hipsters:
- I don't have a pin-straight jagged hairstyle that I whip around at other people politely trying to dance and have a good time.
- My hypothetical boyfriend doesn't wear pants as tight/tighter than I wear.

- I don't even hang around with boys who wear skinny jeans.
- I don't live in Brooklyn.

- I'm short but not emaciated.
- I don't have plastic-rimmed glasses.
- I am uncomfortable around cool kids.
- I don't know things about cool things.
- I look like this.
- I hate this.


I do however wear a lot of American Apparel. Ugh.






I told the DJ, "I want your job. How do I get it."

He just smirked and said, "it's not easy." He was very unhelpful.

I'll bet when boys his age were out at homecoming dances and tail-gating events, he was at home learning electronic things because he was too shy to talk to girls.

Well guess what.

NOW GIRLS TALK TO YOU SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE A STUCK UP PRICK AND MAYBE BE NICE YOU TONE DEAF FASCIST.

3 comments:

K-Hawk said...

A. I love you.
B. You are one of the coolest chicks I know.
C. Fact: Hipsters are not that hip.

ARossin said...

All those things are pretty spot on. Especially the part about the DJ.

Rachel said...

HAHAHA that picture of you clutching your purse