January 29, 2009

i know no pardon



"Your eyes are like two big, blue bagels."

If I had a dime for every time someone swept a gal off her feet with a line like that,
I would have no dimes.




This, however, was the epitome of Craigslist Missed Connections. It is almost redundant. Rather, it is exactly that.




Sometimes I think I don't really have anything to say to anyone though.
And isn't that just perfect? Saying exactly what you mean. Nothing.

I never hate the sound of my own voice more than when I'm trying to fill a void.