February 8, 2009

made me bolt like a horse

These are $78 dollar high-waisted ass-hugging pants.

These high-waisted mamas have enough stretch to accommodate triple cheeseburgers delux.

I saw them on a girl the other day and every time she walked by I checked her out. Why? Because they made her butt look really good. I guess it didn't hurt she had a waifish yet buxom figure as well. So I asked her where she got them and she told me. I did not tell her I was checking out her butt. Because that is sexual harassment and is unacceptable in most polite societies.

The real question is:
Does it really cost $78 bucks for an ass that just won't quit?

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