July 29, 2009

runaway wizard beards are just like you and you and you

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It's a dire circumstance because I imagine the relationship of the beard to the wizard is just like that of Samson's hair to Samson. How long until these beards are caught? And then what? The damage has already been done-- they have been severed from the magical faces of their magical makers, withholding an unknowable amount of whatever magic got caught or sneezed into their beard bodies. Except now, there are these separate entities of magical overgrown facial hair romping around the world doing Gourd knows what...





2 comments:

TRONMomma said...

I don't think I understand Diabetic Runaway Wizard's Beard....I mean....is that a piece of candy next to it? Why is it dead? Did it take too much insulin? Maybe, as a diabetic, I'm overanalyzing. Hum.

Simone said...

you have a lot of time on your hands.