October 14, 2009

More halloween costume ideas that allow me to wear a full coverage onesie

And slap people all the time!

According to FuturamaWiki (Yes, it exists!):

Mom is the CEO & shareholder of 99.7% of Momcorp, one of the largest industrial conglomerates in the universe and the source of most of Earth's robots. As one of the richest people on Earth, she maintains her public image as a sweet, mother-like figure through the use things of a fat-suit, a heart-shaped hairdo and putting on a fa├žade which casts her as the friendly mother of all robots. However she is, in fact, emaciated, foul-mouthed, and malevolent.

Mom is not above using criminal or boarder-line criminal methods to accumulate greater profits. She has been known or suspected of using brutal business practices and covert action to eliminate threats from other companies or to keep potential products from the market.

All robots produced by MomCorp have been equipped with device that allows Mom to force them to do her bidding, although she appears to have used this only once on Mother's Day in 3003. But she receive yearly Mother's Day gifts and cards from the robots, which she turns into hocus-pocus cures for cancer and orphanage-grade toilet paper (respectively).

1 comment:

Simone said...

you should totally be grandma!

oh man! it will also give you an excuse to buy thigh high boots. sexy!