November 6, 2009

it's not you, it's me... but you don't help

There are few greater personal victories than digging up your "skinny jeans" or in my case skinny skirt, that you bought when you were at your fittest and slenderest and finding that it fits you once more, after a period of growing out of it, so to speak.

I mean, you could say it's a half-assed victory, since it's not like I was working out or anything. Now that I'm unemployed and my stress levels have increased ever so slightly, I have zero appetite, which leads to svelte city in which I can now confidently wear pencil skirts with no fear of fluff.

Eat that unemployment!

End vanity.

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