fat tuesday

 Shoe Montage!

In which I try on the left shoe of several designer heels all >$400 even after being marked down significantly at the Barney's warehouse sale. Observe:

Givenchy

Lanvin

Louboutin

Nina Ricci

Pierre Hardy

I will probably never purchase any of these. But with any luck, I'll someday be at the point where I won't have to. That day I will get designer heels gratis, and a side of waffle fries too why not. No sass!

Managed to snag an Alexander Wage thermal tee for way cheaper than retail.

My feet look veiny. Dag.